The Otis and Gus-Gus Show – 7 Apr 2019

Hello good people, its Gus-Gus back again. This week I get to tell you about the new appliances mom got as her retirement gift. As I mentioned last week she’s retiring from the Air Force this summer and we are super happy. I got dad’s coffee chocolate chip cookie recipe, which mom is working on perfecting as it is slightly different. Oh and I will tell you know all about The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy that me and mom just finished along with letting you know what next months book for the book club is.

New Appliances

So mom got a new oven, microwave, refrigerator, and and dishwasher. Something about the other appliances being decades old.  Dad says because of the house being as old as it is these appliance are not coming out without some serious help.  Mom had to run new outlets for 3 of the appliances and dad had to fix the plumbing for the dishwasher since as dad said, “it was not at all standard.”  The oven and the dishwasher play little tunes when they are done that dad says are the gnomes happily doing their jobs in the kitchen.  Mom says it sounds like fairy tunes, I just know the noise the oven makes means food is done.

Coffee Chocolate Chip cookies

Dad got this out of the Necronomicon Cook Book so that is why mom is still working on perfecting it.

Ingredients – 4 1/2 Cups All Purpose Flour, 2 teaspoons baking soda, 2 Cups Butter, 1 1/2 Cups packed Brown Sugar, 1 Tablespoon Coffee, 4 eggs, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, and 4 Cups Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Mix flour and baking soda and set aside. In a large bowl cream together butter, brown sugar, and ground coffee.  Then stir in the eggs and vanilla.  Slowly add in the flour mixture.  Once it’s all mixed add the chocolate chips (this is my favorite part, mom almost always drops one.)  The you drop them by spoonfuls on to a cookie sheet. Bake for 10-12 minutes.  You will have to tell me how they are as mom will not let me try them and she said the flour needs to be cut back.  She says I can’t have them because the coffee and chocolate will make me sick.

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

I thought this was a very funny book. The part about the president and how he is just a figure head or distraction from something else going on was very funny.  There was a lot of shocking moments especially when we found about the mice.

The Mice

That was just none sense, if anyone is running the Earth through humans it’s us dogs, pretend like I did not say that.  And the ending was another big shocker for mom since she has seen the movie, I thought the ending was very good. Overall the book was a lot of fun and I would recommend it.

Mom says next months book is Anne of Green Gables. Guys I tried to talk her out of it as it sounds girly but she wanted to do something different.  So hopefully we will see you on Star Wars Day, May the Fourth be with you, for out next book club.

Next week if mom is not too exhausted from the Earth day event hopefully I will be able to tell you everything they did.  I’ll also tell you about one of the new recipes mom has started eating, shes trying to figure out if she is allergic to one of the major foods.  Dad says she get no good stuff and he gets it all, I’m good with that if he shares.  And by next week mom should be done reading me The Little Prince and I can tell you all about it. Until next time, laters.